today i experimented with two new forms of hair removal. the first, a little product called Smooth Away. yes i had seen it on tv. so have you. it's a pink thing you slide over your finger (that's what she said), kind of like a horse's curry comb. you supposedly rub in a circular motion (that's what she said) and your hair exits thanks to some magic discovered in europe. NOT SO! not only do i have all the hair i started with, but now my leg seems to be suffering from some kind of rugburn-cum-sandpaper abraisions. i will just put in the drawer with the rest of the garbage i bought after seeing on tv (luma tweeze, anyone?).
but for a truly effective method of hair removal, may i suggest ms. crystal rose of goo salon. this morning while visiting crunch gym for the first time since july, i watched a PINK video with the sound off and decided i needed to have the same hairdo. luckily crystal was available to work it out for me. i'm very pleased with her handiwork. now if she could land me a denim halter-top jumpsuit i would be forever in her debt.
these pics are after a shower - no product involved. imagine with product.
2 comments:
I love the haircut!
Sorry about the Smooth Away. I could have told you that doesn't work. Be happy you didn't try it out on your upper lip first. Ouch.
haircut: love it! hot stuff.
when will we find hair removal nirvana? when? until then, the rest of us owe you a debt for being such an intrepid experimenter!
xoxo
schlong
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