other halloween highlights

halloween is my favorite holiday. it's actually my favorite day of the year. our beloved city of west hollywood feels the same way and closes down a mile of santa monica boulevard so all the gays, trannies, weirdos and their friends can stroll, booze, make out, take photos of eachother, and celebrate over bacon wrapped hotdogs and pinkberry. there's usually at least one naked person, legions of drag queens, britneys, and ye ole sexy cat.


they should be on the city seal



tara reid.


from left to right:
doesn't roll on shabbos, abides, Quintana (that creep can roll, man), likes sarsaparilla


most brilliant costume on the blvd. dressed as the bacon wrapped hotdog vendors of hollywood.





halloween photo with LA icon Harry Perry. a tradition we've maintained for at least 7 years.

finally...HALLOWEEN PHOTOS!

since my computer is out of order, it's taken quite some time to get these posted. but here they are. halloween photos! ben and i went as justin timberlake and andy samberg doing 'dick in a box'. as you can see, we were not alone. but we were the most accurate. here are the photos we snapped backstage at the CMAs.



only other guy with junk in that box


a decent showing


they said they were the "remix" but they're just regular guys holding shoeboxes in front of their crotches. weak.


his box stands up


asian dirk diggler cut a hole in the box


vern yip lookalike wants to show you that you're his shining star


she put her boobs in that box


meh.