leaving tomorrow night after work to go to the longwillow's piratical wedding parrrggghty. on the red-eye(patch) to boston will be me and my booty:
1 disney disguise (tm) jack sparrow headwrap including dreds, braids and beads
15 lucite pirate rings to be distributed on a first-come, first-served basis
1 horizonal striped black and white long sleeved t for pirate-esque rehearsal dinner get-up
1 black velvet and gold lamee skull and crossbones headband purchased at hot topic
2 big toes painted purple with black and white skull and crossbones as interpreted by tommy at apple nail
1 comment:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey Pirate, did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate says, "YAR! Its drivin' me nuts!"
Love,
Kelly
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