These are my friends Simmona and Kawai. They are the children of Camille (very close friend for over 20 years) and Kaleo Ede (husband of Camille and very close friend for 13 years). Simmona is almost 3 years old and Kawai (the "w" is prounounced like a "v") is 6 months old. They are beautiful and wonderful children and I am so lucky because they and their parents live only 15 minutes away.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
The return of the Bloggy
big news to anyone who might still check this blog. i'm sure outside of lubes who emailed me this morning, there are approximately zero checkers checking.
the big news is that i got a new computer! i bought it used off of craigslist from a man named david with rough hands and sausage fingers. it's a macbook and it's only 3 months old - upgraded memory, still under warrantly, and has a built in camera which as you can see takes unflattering self-portraits.
hopefully having a computer again will mean that i can update this and maybe that means something exciting will happen so i can type about it.
Monday, December 10, 2007
not ashamed to say that I LOVE HOOTERS
it is true. i love hooters. and not boobies. watching that 2girls1cup video today was enough to put me off bazongas (thanks to franses for teaching me this word) forever.
but HOOTERS - the restaurant. the good time party place. i fargin' LOVE going to hooters. it is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. at least that's what their menu says. things i love about hooters include:
1. the bud light that comes in the special orange aluminum bottle
2. buffalo chicken strips - for the past few weeks i've been crazy for buffalo flavor. i do not know if it's the vinegar or the spice but i'm wanting all buffalo all the time, mozzarella included.
3. Bran Muffin - my favorite hooters girl. her name is Brandi and she's rarely at "my" hooters (in santa monica a mere 3 blocks from work.) on account of her career as a backup dancer for bands on tour. but she was there tonight, chasing a busboy around with a fruit roll up hanging out of her mouth, hiking her orange spanks up her rear and then doing pushups/tricep dips on the bar with her co-waitress. she's not cute but she sure is funny. world renowed for her monkey impression. she taught me that black hooters girls have to wear the same shade of nylons as the white girls. and that they cost $5 in the locker room. no runs allowed.
here's a picture i found on google images of bran muffin and 4 frattish guys, two of whom are rockin' the shocker
but HOOTERS - the restaurant. the good time party place. i fargin' LOVE going to hooters. it is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. at least that's what their menu says. things i love about hooters include:
1. the bud light that comes in the special orange aluminum bottle
2. buffalo chicken strips - for the past few weeks i've been crazy for buffalo flavor. i do not know if it's the vinegar or the spice but i'm wanting all buffalo all the time, mozzarella included.
3. Bran Muffin - my favorite hooters girl. her name is Brandi and she's rarely at "my" hooters (in santa monica a mere 3 blocks from work.) on account of her career as a backup dancer for bands on tour. but she was there tonight, chasing a busboy around with a fruit roll up hanging out of her mouth, hiking her orange spanks up her rear and then doing pushups/tricep dips on the bar with her co-waitress. she's not cute but she sure is funny. world renowed for her monkey impression. she taught me that black hooters girls have to wear the same shade of nylons as the white girls. and that they cost $5 in the locker room. no runs allowed.
here's a picture i found on google images of bran muffin and 4 frattish guys, two of whom are rockin' the shocker
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
juno? yeah, i know.
(thanks to ben for leaving his computer home so i could use it. my computer has died of dysentery.)
monday night was the premiere of JUNO, which is the first movie i've worked on that my name appears in the opening titles. that got ben and me invited to the premiere. here we are with the track team that appears at all juno-related events.
jack black track
monday night was the premiere of JUNO, which is the first movie i've worked on that my name appears in the opening titles. that got ben and me invited to the premiere. here we are with the track team that appears at all juno-related events.
jack black track
Saturday, November 10, 2007
other halloween highlights
halloween is my favorite holiday. it's actually my favorite day of the year. our beloved city of west hollywood feels the same way and closes down a mile of santa monica boulevard so all the gays, trannies, weirdos and their friends can stroll, booze, make out, take photos of eachother, and celebrate over bacon wrapped hotdogs and pinkberry. there's usually at least one naked person, legions of drag queens, britneys, and ye ole sexy cat.
they should be on the city seal
tara reid.
from left to right:
doesn't roll on shabbos, abides, Quintana (that creep can roll, man), likes sarsaparilla
most brilliant costume on the blvd. dressed as the bacon wrapped hotdog vendors of hollywood.
halloween photo with LA icon Harry Perry. a tradition we've maintained for at least 7 years.
they should be on the city seal
tara reid.
from left to right:
doesn't roll on shabbos, abides, Quintana (that creep can roll, man), likes sarsaparilla
most brilliant costume on the blvd. dressed as the bacon wrapped hotdog vendors of hollywood.
halloween photo with LA icon Harry Perry. a tradition we've maintained for at least 7 years.
finally...HALLOWEEN PHOTOS!
since my computer is out of order, it's taken quite some time to get these posted. but here they are. halloween photos! ben and i went as justin timberlake and andy samberg doing 'dick in a box'. as you can see, we were not alone. but we were the most accurate. here are the photos we snapped backstage at the CMAs.
only other guy with junk in that box
a decent showing
they said they were the "remix" but they're just regular guys holding shoeboxes in front of their crotches. weak.
his box stands up
asian dirk diggler cut a hole in the box
vern yip lookalike wants to show you that you're his shining star
she put her boobs in that box
meh.
only other guy with junk in that box
a decent showing
they said they were the "remix" but they're just regular guys holding shoeboxes in front of their crotches. weak.
his box stands up
asian dirk diggler cut a hole in the box
vern yip lookalike wants to show you that you're his shining star
she put her boobs in that box
meh.
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